No carbs. No sugar. No bread. No cheese. Hold the salad dressing, please. No cake. No fruit. Sugar-free gum, I… Read more This poem is carb-free.
I’m working on a rudimentary theory that if you take something that is either boring or upsetting and add baked… Read more The Cake Coefficient
For some reason, unbeknownst to me, people enjoy photographing me whilst eating. If there is ever a camera around, without… Read more #HaleyEats