• I like lists.
  • I graduated from Southern Methodist University.
  • I majored in Creative Advertising and minored in English and Psychology.
  • One day I will contribute a word to the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
  • I’ve wanted to work in advertising since 9th grade.
  • The Oxford Comma is the only way to go.
  • I read 12 books a year.
  • I am a semi-professional two-stepper.
  • I wrote a musical when I was ten. It’s terrible.
  • I am a culture snob, a film connoisseur, and a human Wikipedia.
  • I want to create stuff that matters.