I like to fold my gum wrappers. The other day my wrapper looked like a guy riding a bike. Let’s call him Lance. Lance seemed to have lost his bike at his last cross-country race, so I was happy to provide him with one. He’s riding pretty fast, you can tell by the shadow…
Must be Lance Armstrong; he’s going awful fast, especially considering the air resistance from such an upright position! ;)
It must have been him! I hardly recognized him without his yellow jersey and winning smile. Perhaps he has finally found a way to escape wind resistance. NASA will claim they discovered it, of course.
NASA steals all kinds of ideas from the Tour de France! At least that’s what my French coworker tells me. :D