I awoke this morning to discover that my dorm fridge had frozen all of my yogurt cups. Confused at first, I joyfully realized that I had unknowingly created my own personal stash of fat-free frozen yogurt. Gleefully I peeled off the foil top and dug my spoon inside, only to find that my freezer had deceived me. Instead of creating a delicious and healthy frozen treat, it had created for me a yogurt-flavored ice cube. Sadly I had to pass.